Obama, President... or Ice Demon of the North?
With Obama's latest decision of making Cash for Clunkers valid for refrigerators instead of automobiles, I have come up with the assumption that our President is not who he really says he is. All this plan is doing is raising taxes higher than they already are. I wont go too into Barracks mysterious past that has been so neglectfully discarded, but have any of you ever wondered about his so called "church"? Obama is in fact actually atheist, and this is pure researched information, and needed a church so that he would win the vote religious stricken people. So why is he lying and making our country worse while he takes vacations every other day to go fly-fishing?
Because he is an Ice Demon from the North.
Ice Demons rarely come out from their home in the farthest, coldest parts of Canada... but I have reason to believe Obama may be a tribe leader. Ice Demons usually possess powers of persuasion, great memory tracking, and also the ability to breath fire. Obama has not shown his fire breathing tactics yet but I think he is saving it for upcoming terrorist attacks.
So what do we do, PA?
Glad you asked. Well I have come up with a list on how to take down the Ice Demon.
- Do what they did in Avatar, and find a young boy who can master the 4 elemental arts of fire, earth, air, and water.
- Get Hillary Clinton to get back on our side. I believe she may hold the key destroying the beast.
- Find a man-bear-pig.
- Hope global warming comes soon.
- Gain alliance with a city of flies to avenge one of their fallen brothers.
- Form a rebel group known as, "The Obamanators".
- Seek help from North Korea and hopefully gain access to some of their missiles incase we are forced to evacuate from the country in the future.
- It's a small chance, but I think having Chuck Norris on our side would truly help us alot.
- Prepare a full-on invasion of Canada to take down the stronghold of Ice Demons.
- From step 9, we will plan on how to kill the Queen of the Ice Demons... this may be the hardest part yet.
I know we can do this.
Join the Obamanators today.
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PersonallyAddicted Aug 29, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Reader Comments (8)
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lmao
number 5 is my fav lol
i thought you left 4ever pa yay ur bak lol hi!
good post :D :D :D XD XD XD
Funny post, however... all it is is funny. I do enjoy something written that isnt from the rest of the 12 year olds on here writing about Snow Leopard with false information and such...
You could have written about your bum leg for all I care, the fact that your post wasn't about Snow Leopard made it worth reading.
Ice Demons? lmfao.
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