27th Predictions & Beyond...

I’m sure by now you have read many predictions for what may be released or updated on the 27th this month. Well, I have and for this blog I decided to go a little further with my predictions. 

27th January 2010
On the 27th of January some awesome new technology will be released and Apple will yet again blow us away with a new product way ahead of any competition! Possibly a new tablet, maybe an iPhone OS update, new Macbook Pros, who knows? 

2015
In five years time Apple will release the iRobot. This will take entertainment to the next level with its singing and dancing capabilities as well as the option of cooking and cleaning. It will revolutionise the home, as well as gaming. It will play table tennis, chess, and require 12 hours to charge every night. Possibly come in a range of colours! 

2025
The desktop computers we know and love will be gone, in their place, a revolutionary 3D experience. The consumer steps into a glass cubicle, places on the headset and gets transported into the iWorld. Once in the iWorld, you can literally walk through your music library and browse the internet with a stunning 3D avatar in your place. Watching movies, not any more. In the iWorld, you’re in the movie. No more blurred iChat conversations, now you can walk to your friends computer and hang out where ever you choose. Starbucks, movie theatre, the moon. The choice is yours. 

2100
The world we know today will be very different in 2100. Steve Jobs has made himself immortal and controls every human in the world. Steve rules the world along with his iPod army (they became too smart for humans in the late 21st century and began taking over the world). Humans are kept in glass tanks, plugged into a network of machines, supplying them with unlimited energy where we will await the arrival of a “chosen one” to free us and smash the power of the iPods. iLife has been replaced with iSlave and we will all live in a virtual world where we will worship the almighty Steve Jobs. 

So, lets enjoy the time we have left. Bring on the Mac Tablet! 

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- Paul

Comments

[James]

Wow, just wow....You just predicted the end of the world as we know it. I really hope you don't worship steve jobs, "the almighty." Stop being brainwashed by the media, please.

[Hunter]

Um, I'm pretty sure he was just playing around.

[Mark]

HaHa thanks for the comments guys! I'm glad some of you enjoyed it! I think some people don't get that with my blogs I'm going for a more comical angel. Literally just to differ from the norm and offer some variety. :)