Validity of the Alleged iPhone 5 Video
It does not matter if the guy pitching the video is a geezer or a hale-and-hearty egghead, who seems to sell his heart out to the world. I went over this video like a Zapruder film, and the first thing that impinged on me was: Does this individual deem me and et al as a throng of hicks corralled together at a War Room? In furtherance to that, I noticed he bought “Tangled” from iTunes, perhaps a way to palm off the idea that he is no chicanery. Now this honchos me to think he may be along the same ilk as Victor Lustig and perhaps Richard Heene, because truth-be-told, he is preaching a lie that is equivalent to painting burgundy and blue on a white shingle at Madrid.
If my previous article has any grounds to be billed somewhat plausible, then iPhone 5 won’t be released this year. But when I defuse the impasse, and open up the deadlocked portal for a breeze of envelopes to plow through, my claim suddenly stretches like a spandex on Miami Beach. So let me lay that hanky panky out of the torrents. If I were to believe, and I pine for this, iPhone 5 would launch this year, 2011, then this man brings out a smoking gun, and briefs a paper trail that convicts himself as the wrongdoer of justice.
From the get-go, the person in question scrawls (in a talking manner that is) by showing off the iPhone, scoured and burnished. Here is when I intervene and broadside his presence as a conman. If you notice, the calculator icon inflects from the one patched along with the software build 4.0. As a matter of fact, this one is soused with unstinting anachronism. The icon was first built when iOS 3.0 was unfettered to the masses. Then, at the “1:33” mark, he tries to covert the software version, which denotes: “4.0 8A216.” Now here, he’s acting like a pallbearer, who delivers his own coffin to a dittoed graveyard, next to Frank Abagnale’s. You know, I want to depose this brazen individual, probably a klutz, make him bawl in front of the genuine iPhone 5, and have him be absorbed in a blue funk. If he gripes about that and connives in the validity of his whittled-down lie, I would dragoon him into an apologetic state, and have him shoulder the burden of creating such a welter of publicity stunt. He knew right along that his wild claim would be moldering into a shred of urbanity by a person like I.
The tragic portion of this short-lived news is this is a garden-variety. People sift through their shelves of schemes and then they draw one loose leaf out, then exploit their knack of quips to cajole their audience into thinking “this unreleased contraption,” is on their hands. Drivel. But when their mind tricks manage to find their ways out of a hedgerow on a rather uncomfortable sortie, “presto,” they’d whisper to themselves. And there’s no one like James Gordon to pass out a speeding ticket at Indy 500; no one tries to prevent these antics from happening and then coercing those histrionic actors, the conmen, in the throes of emotional despair, or, press legal charges against these blackguards. If that makes any sense, that is just my opinion that would hopefully render into an action.
Joonsoo Yi Apr 19, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Reader Comments (3)
Looks like a white iPhone 4 Prototype to me.
what language is the video in?
According to Engadget and other sites, it wasn't claimed as an iPhone 5, just a white iPhone 4 with a so called new build of iOS 4. Another video showed a different way of creating folders, so its isn't nowhere near an iPhone 5.