Miley Cyrus as batgirl? Eminem dead? Oh Gawd!

So today, a normal Thursday with no significance whatsoever, a rumor about the famous rapper Eminem sprung up like me in a bath house full of hot girls. That's right, I went there. But apparently, the white-chocolate rapper was hit by... a truck. Yeah, a freakin' truck. When I first heard this I thought to myself, "Oh noez! Who will rap fo' all da whiteboyz noew?" Yes, I actually sound like a Cheezburger Cat when I think to myself. I know people who find that stuff attractive. But then of course, instinct kicked in and I immediately went on the front page of Yahoo. No news about dead con-artists, so laughed at myself for actually believing it. Maybe next time 50 Cent puppets. Now that wasn't what completely ruined my day. Oh no, on the contrary... what I heard next was devastating. It was like watching a unicorn get blown up, but much worse. In fact, it was worse than watching a unicorn get blown up by Obama... and then watching him dress up as a Native Indian and prance around a green fire while singing a Britney Spears song. That worse. Let me just throw it out to all you innocent little puppies. Miley Cyrus has a strong possibility of playing the role of Batgirl in the Dark Knight sequel next year. I tell no lies, this is no rumor, this is cold hard fact. When private auditions began, Miley came in with a homemade bat-suite and a full sheet of her own dialogue for the movie. She then proceeded to jump around the room doing God-knows-what, while screaming "C'mon Batman! Let's go Batman! You get the best of both worlds Batman!" I literally cried for more than four hours after I heard about this. I still pray every 5 to 10 minutes that Megan Fox will show up instead and get the role. 

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Comments

[Edward C.]

Miley Cyrus as Batgirl = Apocalypse

[BadDog]

Dude, you're too freakin funny! This was an awesome blog, please I want more!!!!!!

[Smiles]

<3 :)

[harold]

nice blog, keep em coming

[Ferry]

Ummmmm, wow. That Obama part cracked me up I couldnt stop laughing for like 20 minutes

[hola]

You write terrible posts. Why are you a writer?

[Cait]

How are his posts "terrible" exactly?